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Time
The time is currently 08:48:06 UTC .
This user sleeps, but not for predictable amounts of time.
This user's time zone is EST .
Languages
Grammar and Language Arts
This user enjoys reading anything .
to too two This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two .
their there they're This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!
your you're This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.
its & it's This user understands the difference between its and it's . So should you.
’s Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.
History
This user is interested in the history of the Cold War .
This user once wanted to be like Joan of Arc but then read how the story ended.
This user is very interested in Napoleon .
Mathematics
Pi ≈ 3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510 58209 74944 59230 78164 06286 20899 86280 34825 34211 70679 82148 08651 32823 06647 09384 46095 50582 23172 53594 08128 48111 74502 84102 70193 85211 05559 64462 29489 54930 38196 44288 10975 66593 34461 28475 64823 37867 83165 27120 19091 45648 56692 34603 86104 54326 64821 33936 07260 24914 12737 24587 00660 63155 81748 81520 92096 28292 54091 71536 43678 92590 36001 13305 30548 82046 65213 84146 95194 15116 09...
This user is pretty sure that he is an outlier compared to everybody else.
This user knows that math is
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=1This user knows that 0.999... is exactly 1 , but acquired a migraine learning it.
This user knows how to travel 1 mile due south , due east , then due north and end up where they started.†
Science
This user has a keen interest in learning about Chemistry .
This user has memorized the elements' names and symbols.
This user has a keen interest in physics .
Weather
This user enjoys watching the weather .
Technology
This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
This user enjoys using Celestia to look at the virtual skies.
This user does not contribute by using a web browser. Rather, they upload material directly to the internet by using the awesome power of their mind .
This user contributes using a laptop .
Food
This user eats sufficient quantities of Hot Dogs to positively qualify as an Honorary Hot Dog in their own right.
This user DOES like Green Eggs and Ham.
This user would likely die without eating the occasional curry .
This user eats fish .
This user eats ham .
This user eats M&Ms .
This user drinks so much milk , their bones can cut diamonds.
This user drinks milk .
Games
This user plays Risk .
VG This user knows that video "games" cause an evil influence on children
X This user plays the Xbox .
SC3K This user enjoys playing SimCity 3000 or SimCity 3000 Unlimited.
SC4 This user's city is much better than Defacto's .
WikiProjects
Music
band This user plays in a band .
This user plays their music in the treble clef.
This user plays their music in the bass clef.
This user believes Bagpipes are underused and underappreciated.
This user plays the horn .
This user plays the piano .
cRap
This user can't stand rap music.
zen This user has a Zen nano or MuVo N200.
Geneology and Nationality
This user has left the planet Earth 0 times.
This user is of German ancestry.
This user is of French ancestry.
This user is a dolphin , or of delphine ancestry.
This user lives in, or comes from, Ohio .
This user has visited one or more of the United States' National Parks .
Quotes
"Please remain calm... I may be mad, but I am a professional." – Mad Scientist
Literature
This user reads between the lines.
This user enjoys heavy reading, such as Shakespeare and other dead guys.
This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.
This user is a fan of Dune .
R This user is a cross between a Ravenclaw and a Slytherin, so watch out, punk S
Star Wars
This user wishes they owned anAT-AT .
This user is a Jedi .
This user is interested in the belief that there is no light or dark side of the Force , but only a single Unifying Force .
Television
This user is from the planet Earth .
Other Media
Miscellaneous
This user is a Leo .
This user does not
smoke .
This user is a Lego enthusiast
This user suffers from sporkophobia and hates sporks .
This user hates it when cool images are deleted.