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List of deaths of Kenny McCormick

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Kenny McCormick, one of the characters from the animated series South Park, died in almost every episode in the first five seasons.[1] After the episode "Kenny Dies", the boys try to find a new friend to take his place in "Professor Chaos" (in a parody of The Bachelor[which?]) after Butters takes the role of "Kenny", but is kicked out. This role is then given to Tweek.

This list contains every episode where Kenny himself has died, so some episodes like "Fat Camp" and "Make Love, Not Warcraft"" have been excluded from this list as these are fictional and impostor versions of Kenny.

Deaths

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Season 1

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Episode How?
101 - Cartman Gets an Anal Probe Kenny survives a UFO bombardment and a panicked herd of cows, only to be run over by Officer Barbrady's police car as it chases the cows.
102 - Weight Gain 4000 Mr. Garrison attempts to kill Kathie Lee Gifford with a gun, but the bullet hits Kenny, sending him flying and impaled on a flagpole.
103 - Volcano A volcanic eruption causes Kenny to be hit by a lava ball. He survives this, but a bullet from Ned's gun is fatal to him.
104 - Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride His arms and head are pulled off his torso by three Middle Park Cowboy rugby players.
105 - An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig Kenny is smashed into the microwave by Stan's clone. He burns in this microwave and comes out roasted.
106 - Death He is touched by Death (Grim Reaper)
107 - Pinkeye Kenny is hit by the space station Mir in the beginning. He later comes back as a zombie and is sawed in half by Kyle. At the end he also comes out of his grave, but is immediately crushed by a statue and a crashed plane.
108 - Damien Damien turns Kenny into a platypus, who is later shot dead by Jimbo, after the fight between Jesus and Satan.
109 - Starvin' Marvin Kenny loses one eye after an attack by mutant turkeys.
111 - Tom's Rhinoplasty Impaled by an Iraqi sword. The sword was thrown by Miss Ellen, the temporary replacement for Mr. Garrison (who had cosmetic surgery).
112 - Mecha-Streisand When Kenny starts playing tetherball with himself, he gets stuck on a pole. He is about to die from suffocation on this pole.
113 - Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut Kenny is thrown onto the railroad tracks by a go-kart. There, he is run over by a train. Stan's grandfather recorded this and wins the main prize of the competition. When Stan, Kyle and Cartman see this video, Stan and Kyle say: "Oh my god! They videotaped killing Kenny! You bastards!"

Season 2

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Episode How?
202 - Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut Kenny is electrocuted when he turns on the hospital's backup generator.
203 - Chickenlover Kenny almost dies in this episode, but he survives everything. However, during the credits, he is crushed by a tree.
204 - Ike's Wee Wee Kenny trips and falls into an open grave. As he lies there, a gravestone falls on top of him.
205 - Conjoined Fetus Lady During the South Park vs. China dodgeball game, a Chinese throws a dodgeball at Kenny. The ball hits him so hard that he flies into the wall behind him and dies.
206 - The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka During a fight at the show Jesus and Pals, Kenny is grabbed by two people from the audience. These two people pull him in two.
207 - City on the Edge of Forever A large, black monster pulls Kenny out of a bus and kills him in the street. Also, in a flashback, Kenny is crushed against a wall by a motorcycle.
208 - Summer Sucks The big, burning Snake goes berserk and Kenny is nearly killed by it. Then the safety fence crushes him. In the flashback, Baby Kenny's head is blown off by a firecracker.
209 - Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls Kenny is crushed by a group of people leaving the theater. In this episode, Stan and Kyle don't say the famous lines, but two tourists do and the line is slightly modified. (Tourist 1: "Oh my god, I found a penny!" Tourist 2: "You bastard!")
210 - Chickenpox At the end of the episode he laughs along with everyone, but dies from chicken pox.
211 - Roger Ebert Should Lay off the Fatty Foods Kenny's head explodes when Kyle and Stan turn up the intensity of the observatory demonstration to the max.
212 - Clubhouses During a party at Cartman's house, Kenny is crushed by partygoers.
213 - Cow Days The bull that Cartman is riding goes berserk. Kenny refuses to help, because he thinks he'll die. Later, the bull kills him anyway.
214 - Chef Aid During Ozzy Osbourne's performance, Ozzy bites Kenny's head off.
215 - Spookyfish Kenny is killed by Stan's goldfish. This happens when Stan and Kyle aren't looking.
216 - Merry Christmas, Charlie Manson! Kenny is shot by the police. This at the moment he wants to surrender.
217 - Gnomes In the secret factory of the Underpants Gnomes, a mine car derails. This mine car kills Kenny.
218 - Prehistoric Ice Man Before the exhibition of the prehistoric ice man, Kenny is crushed by a treadmill.


Season 3

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Episode How?
301 - Rainforest Shmainforest Kenny is struck by lightning and dies. However, Kelly (a girl Kenny likes) manages to revive him.
302 - Spontaneous Combustion A spontaneous combustion at the beginning of the episode.
303 - The Succubus Kenny dies at the beginning of the episode for unknown reasons while they are waiting for Chef. At sunrise, he suddenly comes back to life. However, he is later rammed to death by Succubus.
305 - Jackovasaurus Kenny imitates a deer to distract Cartman. However, a bear mistakes him for a real deer and kills him.
306 - Sexual Harassment Panda Kenny is attracted to a magnet in a large fan and dies.
309 - Jewbilee Kenny sacrifices himself to save Moses from a shell.
310 - Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery Kenny is destroyed by a snowspeeder while wearing an ED-209 costume.
311 - Chinpokomon Kenny has an epileptic seizure while playing a Chinpokomon video game. At the end of the episode, he explodes.
313 - Hooked on Monkey Phonics In Cartman's room, Kenny is beaten up by the Phonics Monkey.
314 - The Red Badge of Gayness Kenny is set on fire by a US Army warning flare. He burns alive.
315 - Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics During a Christmas carol, Kenny is crushed by a falling chandelier.
316 - Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus Kenny's insides explode from the increased pressure of a tampon stuck in his buttocks.
317 - World Wide Recorder Concert Kenny is killed by a massive bowel movement after they played "The Brown Note".

Season 4

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Episode How?
401 - Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000 He is crushed by bricks that are supposed to represent Cartman after he flies off a sled.
402 - The Tooth Fairy Tats 2000 Kenny is thrown into a river wearing cement shoes. However, the river is not deep enough to drown in. But while trying to get out, he falls into a hidden ditch and drowns anyway.
403 - Quintuplets 2000 Kenny is accidentally shot dead by the Romanian police.
404 - Timmy 2000 Cartman beats Kenny to death with a frying pan while he is having hallucinations of Christina Aguilera.
406 - Cartman Joins NAMBLA Kenny is run over by an ambulance while the ambulance is taking his father away.
407 - Cherokee Hair Tampons After Stan vents to him about Kyle dying. Because Kenny dies all the time, he curses out Stan and walks home angrily and is instantly crushed by a piano.
408 - Chef Goes Nanners Kenny explodes after taking an overdose of antacid tablets and starts drinking water. He thought they were peppermints.
409 - Something You Can Do With Your Finger He is crushed by an elevator just before the performance at the mall.
412 - Fourth Grade Kenny dies because of Timmy's wheelchair, which he tries to fix.
413 - Trapper Keeper Kenny is crushed between the wall and Cartman's door as Trapper Keeper rams the door open.
414 - Helen Keller! The Musical Crushed by a falling set light, which was actually meant for Timmy's dysfunctional pet, Gobbles.
416 - The Wacky Molestation Adventure He is sacrificed in "Carrousel". This is not shown.
417 - A Very Crappy Christmas Kenny is run over by a car.

Season 5

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Episode How?
501 - Scott Tenorman Must Die Kenny laughs himself to death after watching Cartman's "I'm a little piggy" video.
502 - It Hits the Fan Kenny pukes his guts out and dies. This is after surviving the plague.
503 - Cripple Fight He is grabbed by a bird of prey just as the boys are being thanked for their efforts.
504 - Super Best Friends He drowns in the Reflecting Pool during a cult mass suicide.
506 - Cartmanland Kenny is hit by a loose pole while riding a roller coaster.
507 - Proper Condom Use Kenny's face is sliced in half by a boomerang thrown by Bebe.
508 - Towelie He falls into a vat of lava. This while trying to save the boys' Gamesphere.
509 - Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants An explosion caused by American bombs kills Kenny and his new Afghan friend.
510 - How to Eat With Your Butt Kenny is run over by a motorcycle.
511 - The Entity Airport security shoots Kenny in the head.
512 - Here Comes The Neighborhood This episode doesn't show Kenny dying, but at the end he is lying on a sled pulled by Craig. We see that Kenny has 2 holes in his head and is burned. He also has a wound that comes from a claw cut.
513 - Kenny Dies Kenny dies for good in this episode from DMD. He is not seen for almost all of Season 6.

Season 7

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Episode How?
715 - It's Christmas in Canada He gets zapped by Saddam Hussein, who is introduced as The Prime Minister of Canada with laser eyes.

Season 8

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Episode How?
807 - The Jeffersons Kenny dresses up as the son of Mr. Jefferson (Michael Jackson) and dies when Mr. Jefferson throws him through the ceiling. Kenny doesn't have a parka on so you can see his face and hear his voice.

Season 9

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Episode How?
903 - Wing Kenny is shot dead by the Chinese mafia.
904 - Best Friends Forever When Kenny is playing with his PSP, he is run over by a truck, whose driver is also playing with his PSP.

Season 11

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Episode How?
1114 - The List When Bebe Stevens fights with Wendy Testaburger over a gun, Wendy fires a bullet. The bullet doesn't hit either of them, but instead flies through the window of Kenny's house and through his head, while at dinner.

Season 13

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Episode How?
1301 - The Ring Kenny dies of syphilis after receiving oral sex from his girlfriend.
1310 - W.T.F. Kenny picks up a firework, then is shot into the air and the firework explodes.
1314 - Pee Kenny drowns in a tsunami of urine.

Season 14

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Episode How?
1401 - Sexual Healing Kenny hangs himself in a Batman costume from his doorknob from autoerotic asphyxiation.
1411, 1412 and 1413 - Coon 2: Hindsight, Mysterion Rises and Coon vs. Coon & Friends Kenny dies multiple times as his (talking) alter ego Mysterion. Dying and living again is his gift. At the end he says he wants to go to sleep and shoots himself. Then he is reborn and his parents put him back to bed, as they have done more than 80 times.

Season 15

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Episode How?
1514 - The Poor Kid After being the poorest kid in school again, Kenny is picked up by a large reptile and thrown around and eventually eaten. This time Stan and Kyle didn't say what they always say, this time Stan just said: "What the f*ck?"

Special

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Episode How?
South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut After watching the Terrance and Phillip movie, Kenny sets his fart on fire for a bet. This burns him and he is taken to the hospital. There the doctors replace his heart with a potato. When he wakes up the doctors say he has three seconds left to live. Kenny just shouts "What?" when the potato explodes from his body.
The Real South Park The Real South Park was an April Fool's joke from Comedy Central.

In Amsterdam he is run over by a tram.

Comments

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  • In season 6, Kenny is not involved in the episodes because he is dead for the entire season. However, this season focuses on Kenny's soul, which takes possession of Eric Cartman for a while after he accidentally drinks Kenny's ashes in the episode "A Ladder To Heaven". In the last episode of season 6, Kenny suddenly shows up again. Since then, he dies less often than in the first five seasons.
  • In the episode "The Biggest Douche in the Universe", Rob Schneider eats a piece of meat that Kenny's soul is currently in. In the trailer for the movie Rob Schneider is Kenny, Rob Schneider, dressed as Kenny, is impaled by a flagpole, like in "Weight Gain 4000". Kenny's soul dies, only in a different body.
  • In seasons 10, 12 and from season 16 onwards, Kenny does not die. In the episode Make Love, Not Warcraft, Kenny's character dies in the game World of Warcraft, after which Stan and Kyle use their catchphrase even though Kenny is not actually dead.
  • In total, Kenny has died 86 times. He has died in 83 separate episodes, along with his three deaths in The Coon.

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